customers dumb questions

Customers ask the dumbest of questions.

You would think some things are obvious! 

Did they make you laugh? 

Tell us your story.

What happened? What did they say? Were you too astounded to answer?




How to promote your business.

[If you are in business,

I am happy to promote your business by adding your business contact details and where you are from, to the bottom of your story.


Just add your comment back in Social Media, then end with the word 'Yes' (to let me know).

I will try to contact you direct, you can PM me on Facebook Messenger, connect with me on LinkedIn, email me or send me a text with the contact details you want published here on my Blog for the world to see.


I'm happy to be of service.

Go ahead, put a smile on our face!


Paul Johnson


These testimonials are from those who receive Paul's humorous report.

They are enjoying those 'tiny bits of information' and are now getting 'more local work - without advertising'.

Why not join them. Fill in for FREE Updates:

Hi Paul,

Thank you for your time, advice and knowledge today. And thanks for lunch too! I have now made the final payment installment. It's always great to work with you and I am very appreciative.

You make me not just a better businessman but a better person overall. I now have many things to ponder. Thanks for helping me on my life journey.

Kindest regards,

Craig Cook

Atlantis Plumbing

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Hi Paul,

I just wanted to say that I’m usually busy in my business and my inbox gets lots of ‘newsletters’ from people. I don’t have time to read them – I usually delete them.

But your reports are different. I was sceptical at first, but they put a smile on my face (we must have a similar sense of humour). I find myself stopping to read them, for two reasons:

1. You add a ‘human’ face to your reports; I identify with the stories you tell, to make your point, and 2. They always contain useful hints and tips I can use in my business.

I appreciate your generosity with your ideas.

If you are considering subscribing to Paul’s reports, Please don’t hesitate, just do it – it’ll put a smile on your face and dollars in your bank.
Tony Mathot

Tony Mathot

Dakota Cleaning Solutions