smiley face

Some signs have to be seen to be believed.

 Selling Benefits

 A promotional masterpiece



bad associations





 "A moment on the lips . . . . a lifetime on the hips!"

They knew this was the end of the saying

but still called their lolly shop this?!?

genuine ant eaten


 Just what I've been looking for

. . . 

genuine ant eaten!

hillside advertising



 No-one could miss this sign!



free beer - i'll be back




Oh good, I'll come back tomorrow!



Why shut the gate




Then why shut the gate?


I want to work here!
Flexible working hours


Is this like being

'half pregnant'?







Speces: Pissina FlushturdumLavatree Speces


pure fowl shit


There is no doubt

what you are getting

for your money!




The high cost of murderThe low value of Love



Murder $3.

Why is Love only 50c?








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Maybe not.

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